So in 2012, when each time zone changes to 12/21, does that mean everyone dies seperately? Because if that’s the case I’ll just get on a plane and fly around the world for a few hours until everyone’s done dying, then come back down and be the only person alive. Fuck yeah.

janky17:

now that you are sharing this with tumblr, only the tumblr people will be alive.

(Source: androodavid, via idliketotradeinmyheart)

shittyfuckingatt:

i honestly enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

me in the morning: Nah, I'm not hungry
me in the afternoon: Eh I'll eat later
me in the evening: Oh I haven't eat yet? Oh...well that sucks
me at 3am while the rest of the house is asleep: LET'S ORDER THREE PIZZAS AND DIP THEM IN CAKE JESUS CHRIST I'M STARVING

shittyfuckingatt:

you my dear friend, have the IQ of a tickle me elmo. 

Ashley.
awesomephilia:

That can’t be right
theyahooanswers:

I think I just had a miniature heart attack.
madashi:

- Where’s my wasabi?
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